I don't want a childhood. I want to be a ballet dancer.

So I tried to figure out how to upload pictures, but couldn't do it. We all know how long it took me to learn how to post links, I'm sure this will take time as well. Maybe it's for the better- god knows I'd probably just turn into a Fugging It Up knock off. Anyway, I can't post the picture I wanted, but instead you can check out Heath Ledger in the buff. As in naked. As in not wearing any clothes. Too bad the other guy in the picture is a stunt double for Jake G and not the love of my life himself. That would have been nice. Even though I fear that the stunt double may be for something other than the cliff jumping, if you know what I'm saying. Ouch, did I just insult Jake? You always hurt the ones you love.

Christina likes it rough. Her motto: "What's the point of holding back that side of your personality if it's horny and turns you both on?" Handcuffs? Bondage? Girl on Girl??? I wonder if this will change anything about that MTV documentary she's hosting on sexual abstinence. Teens (the ones who look to Ms. Aguilera for advice, aka "the misguided") must feel like they're being pulled in opposite directions: "Wait until you're married" vs. "F*ck your brains out."
"I'm a red-blooded women who doesn't feel guilty about making love. And it's only human nature to fulfill that need EVERY DAY if you can." Yes, every day. Or for some, every 6 months (laughing on the outside, crying on the inside).

Undertow. I want to see this. It opens this weekend. Hmmm...can I afford it?
R.